A while back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up a date at her parents’ home. I’d scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.


She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Shrimp cocktail. Lobster. Champagne.


I asked her, “Does your father feed you like that when you eat at home?”


“No,” she replied. “but my father’s not expecting a blow job tonight.”


I said "Enjoy...."
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Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of
Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter
of the gods.

-- Albert Einstein