The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'

Maria: 'Well, Seņora, there are tree reasons why I wan an increase....The first is that I iron better than you.'


Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'


Maria: 'Jor husband say so.'


Wife: 'Oh.'




Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'


Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'


Maria: 'Jor husband did.'


Wife: 'Oh.'




Maria: 'The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed.'


Wife: (really furious now) 'Did my husband say that as well?'


Maria: 'No Seņora... The gardener did.'




Wife: 'So how much do you want?
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Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of
Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter
of the gods.

-- Albert Einstein