Lost In Translation

I will never hear or see this word again without thinking of this joke.

Today's word is................. Fluctuations

I was at my bank today; there was a short line.

There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was
Trying to exchange yen for dollars.
It was obvious she was a little irritated . . . She asked the
Teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I
Only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."

The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too"
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Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of
Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter
of the gods.

-- Albert Einstein