Fat Nixon thinks he would have been a great general - if only he wouldn't have pussed the fvck out to avoid military duty altogether.

After hearing this, Hank and Sol Duc lined up to fluff him

lol
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames