Unlike Trump, I like to be prepared. I'm already looking for a flagpole extension, so I can fly the flag at a mast and a half the day he leaves office. Could probably save some money by flying the flag at half mast while Trump is in office, and then raising it to its normal position when he exits. 2020 is not so far off...gotta get some dancing shoes, too!

The guy deserves credit for one thing. I used to get up real early in the am, 'cause my dog had to be let outside to crap; now, I get up early every morning to see what Trump crapped on while most of America was sleeping. He never disappoints.