That was beautiful and brought a tear to my eye, but not for any of the reasons you'd probably guess. However, I'll refrain from inferring as to what you'd might guess, because my brain won't stoop to those levels of mental retardation. You speak of worthwhile and enlightening posts, but yet as far as you're concerned, you might as well be chasing Bigfoot like Rich. That chit's mythical to you and is always around the next bend.

So go ahead, lead the way onto the field of battle and show us your worthwhile and enlightening posts. I'll ride the pine and throw darts as you do. Deal?

Like Uncle Rico, here's your big shot in the big game. I expect to be seeing footballs thrown over mountains here. Anything less and I'll deem it unworthy from the bench.

Reluctantly crouched at the starting line.
Engines pumping and thumping in time.