I am still unclear on why the troops there to save us from the invasion of Honduran Nigerian Kenyan Socialist Muslim Fascists are coming home.

It was the biggest manufactured national security threat since the manufactured ebola scare from a few cycles ago, and now that the head of the beast is actually arriving at the border, we are cutting and running.

Are they better armed than our troops? Are they scared of the Invaders? Is Space Farce about to blow up the Invaders from Uranus and they are getting out of the way?

Did Ivanka email them from her personal email server and ask them nicely to turn around, and they did, cuz she's Ivanka?

Or...bear with me, this will sound crazy...are the midterms over so the political stunt is over?

Fuckitt, I'm going with the political stunt is over, because anyone who doesn't have Trump's balls bouncing off their chins knows, that's all it was all along.

The good thing is that when the GOP peddling fear is their only campaign platform, it only works on pussies and punks, like Hank and Louie...actual Americans are no long afraid of their pranks and lies.

Fish on...

Todd