I bet “No Hankster I will NOT examine your butthole” was a line regularly said by the doctors Hank worked with.

“Just because you’re wearing a hospital gown doesn’t make you a patient”
“I asked for a shoulder X-ray, this appears to be a pelvic X-ray, 5th time this week Hank!”
“Hank, did you use all the ultrasound lube again?”


And out of Hankster’s earshot....

“Did you guys know Hank pretends to be a straight fisherman on the internet?”