We do our family thing on Christmas Eve. Christmas day is just a day off work that I can relax - and take a moment to laugh at our imbecile president.

I clowned on Trump sh!tting on some kid's Christmas because it seemed like the right day to remind cockgobblers like Hank what a complete tool the president is. He can't even let a kid believe in Santa Claus.

Hank is just being a whiny bitch because he read it on Christmas (everyone knows you read it) and didn't get to run to Trump's defense because of his family obligations.