It was really Ukraine that meddled in the election.

I'm going to build a wall and Mexico will pay for it.

I will destroy ISIS in 30 days.

Tarriff wars are easy to win, and we're winning one with China.

I will remove the deficit in the first three months of my Presidency.

I saved pre-existing conditions in your health care.

Toilet flushes are on the rise!

I saw Muslims dancing in Manhattan after 9/11.

I was on the ground helping victims on 9/11.

Hurricane Dorian will hit Alabama (complete with Sharpie lol).

Windmill noise causes cancer.

I gave the troops the biggest pay raise ever.

You need picture ID to buy groceries.

Arms sales to Saudi Arabia will create over 1 million jobs in the US.

The Mueller report exonerates me.

Russia did not meddle in the election.

I never said Russia did not meddle in the election.

I don't know Steve Bannon.

I don't know Prince Andrew.

I don't know Jeffrey Epstein.

I don't know Colonel Vindman.

I don't know Gordon Sondland.

I don't know "literally anyone who is testifying against me, even with dozens of pics, memos, and text messages between us"

Well, that took about one minute, just off the top of my head...now I realize that Trumpanzees don't mind being lied to, all day, every day...but actual thinking people do, especially about important things...like the above list.

Hit up Google to find literally thousands of times where Trump just made schitt up right off the top of his fat orange head.

Fish on...

Todd