Awww. Look at all the envy.

I know what your old lady looks like Sol Duc - at least from behind, and the top of her head. Your Mom, too, but that was a while ago.

Tell us about your new job, Evo. You know, the one you don't have.

Hank the manhandler seems a little jelly that I can sit in my office and supervise my sales team AND make him look like a retarded fuckstick all day long. It's so easy that it takes virtually no time out of my day, so I can get everything done I need to keep the boss smiling and never break a sweat.

This is because Sol Duc, Evo and Welchster are all retarded paste eaters and anyone with an ounce of sense that reads PP can see it for themselves. You clowns are the 3 stooges of PP.

Poor fellas. Unemployed, stupid, on brain pills.............you have all the bases covered.