Hank can't even do simple math.

Why would anyone think he isn't a [Bleeeeep!] retard?

His math skills and posting history say that he is almost certainly retarded, and if he doesn't meet that specific definition, he's at the least an ultramaroon.

Plus, he used to feed crab to his cat by hand.

lol
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames