Originally Posted By: Hankster

Pro Tip: Get your cherry pie from Costco. They're $12.00, chock full of cherries and they're as big as a Mini Cooper wheel. Put two scoops of Tillamook French Vanilla ice cream on a slice and when you're done you can die a happy man.
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Diagnosed with diabetes a year and a half ago, I could probably get away with eating the single cherry, if I was so lucky to find one, in a cherry mini pie. That in itself would be akin to finding a valuable pearl in an Olympia oyster. When the Democrats regain control of Congress in 2020, you can expect to see pie standards and Presidential standards tightenened...TWO CHERRIES IN EVERY MINI-PIE, AND A REAL PRESIDENT IN THE WHITE HOUSE! MEGA!