Fat Nixon really would do the world a favor if he just hurried up and had the stroke that is clearly in his future... no time like the present!

Side note...if Trumplethinskin had a massive stroke, but survived it, and they sat him in the corner and let him write speeches and rage tweet, do you think we would even notice the difference? I don't know the answer, but I think it's fun to consider that we probably wouldn't.

Fish on...

Todd