If this is a fraternity, does that make Paker the house mom?

I think it does.

Visions of Paker in curlers & a moo-moo with a Newport hangin' from his purdy lips....yelling at the pledges to take out the trash and pick up empty beer cans.

Paker. Moo-Moo.

You're welcome for the visual.
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