How many lies was he able to get in?

Will a national emergency be declared? Seizing of private property? More kiddie camps for $800 bucks each for a night?

Never mind - I'll wait to hear Hank's take after he hears the Fox News talking points so he knows what to say.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames